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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、病人:“大夫,这段时间我总是脱发。”医生:“没关系,再过段时间就不脱了。”病人担心的说:“再过段时间就脱完了。”医生:“对呀,脱完不会再脱了。”
2、睡对垂说:只是因为多看了你一眼,从此我就萎靡不振,天天打盹儿。垂对睡说:我有那么难看吗?小心我拿手捶死你!
3、某地干旱五月,一农夫遂去问一江湖术士何时有雨,片刻江湖术士递给农夫一折叠好的纸条,并语:因为天机不可泄漏,只有等到下雨那天才能打开看。不久下雨了,农夫遂把纸条打开一看,只见上面写着—今日有雨,农夫感叹,真准。

[ 本帖最后由 famemkl 于 2021-2-19 09:10(GMT+8) 编辑 ]

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