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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一女生朋友,胸特小,同事天天埋汰她,有一天此人终于忍无可忍,于是便冲我们喊道:“我胸小怎么地吧,我随我爸,怎么地吧!”

2、公司一同事开会时做一些月底的总结。领导:你能不能说的再细一点?然后那个同事就捏着嗓子又说了一遍……

3、给同学拷东西,U盘刚插进去,卡巴杀猪一样的叫起来,我一脸不好意思的说,哎,可能在别人电脑上感染病毒了。我同学见了,说:“没事,把卡巴关掉就行了……”汗……

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