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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

笑话三则
1  黑夜外出,老公叮嘱:“小心色狼。”好奇心大起问老公:“要是你碰到女色狼怎么办?”老公:“哪有那么好的运气。

2  我找到工作后,老公尚在读书。他担心地问我:“你赚钱比我多了以后会不会打我骂我?”我开导他:“你想想,就算我赚钱比你少,我就不打骂你了吗?”老公……

3 我家实施劳动人民当家做主制,只有干活的人才有发言权。于是我常常在做饭时批评老公好吃懒做,老公笑嘻嘻照单全收。偶然良心发现,微感歉疚,问老公:“你就不能有点骨气,不吃嗟来之食?”老公答:“失节事小,饿死事大。”

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