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[短篇] 笑话三則

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笑话三則

1.公司樓下有個賣早點的攤位,經常在那買吃的,時間一久和老闆娘互相認識。現在經過那要是不在那買早餐的話,得繞路走,不然有種背叛了老闆娘的感覺...
2.女人用沐浴露,洗完後發現“呀,我的皮膚變的好嫩滑啊!”男人用沐浴露,洗完後發現“泡沫都洗完了怎麼還這麼滑,沒洗乾淨?”
3.手機不小心遺落在計程車上了,可幸運的是,司機師傅竟然解開鎖,打給我朋友通知我拿回手機。我問司機:“我是人臉識別解鎖,你怎麼打開的?”司機說:“我對著吳彥祖的海報一下就開了。”

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