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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1:有一天,白鸽子和黑鸽子在一起,黑鸽子突然对白鸽子说:“你的羽毛真白啊!”白鸽子害羞地回道:“其实,我原本是黑色的,只是我洗澡洗得太勤快了,就变白了。”黑鸽子愣了愣,说:“那我是不是也该勤快点洗澡?”

2.有一天,螃蟹横着走,不小心撞到了章鱼。章鱼生气地说:“你瞎啊!”螃蟹想了想,回答道:“不,我是螃蟹。”

3.有一天,一只海龟在沙滩上散步,看到一只螃蟹在爬行。海龟问:“你为什么总是横着走?”螃蟹回答说:“因为我螃蟹有钳,所以任性。”

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