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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、小丽天生比较丑,她总是想不通自己为什么长得丑,父母并不很丑呀!直到有一天她问好友。好友说:这就叫正正得负或者负负得正。说白了你这叫自然灾害!
2、新婚的小伙子问牧师:“在举行婚礼的时候,你不是代表上帝宣布我和我的妻子一切烦恼都到头了吗?可是我现在正烦恼得很呢!”牧师不慌不忙地回答,“我是这样说过,烦恼有开始的一头,有消失的一头,当时我可没说你们是到了哪一头。”
3、煤矿工人的生活其实可短暂了,罐一下一上,一天过去了,嚎——?罐一下不上,一辈子就过去了,嚎——?上班这一天痛苦的事儿是啥,你知道嘛?就是“活干完了,时间不到,上不来”。

[ 本帖最后由 famemkl 于 2021-1-26 16:58(GMT+8) 编辑 ]

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