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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、豆腐渣不是硬东西,但可以砸死人;权利不是印钞机,但可以变出钱来;良心、人格、尊严不是商品,但常被当作商品出售。 ——有些东西的“新用途”

2、男人总是美化别人的老婆来折磨自己;女人总是永不停歇地“保养”来欺骗自己;少年总是故作叛逆来作践自己。 ——人这一辈子究竟有过几回纯粹地爱自己

3、工资不涨物价涨,身高不长头发长,车价不涨油价涨,果树不长果子长,收入不涨房价涨,小河不长河水涨,能力不长脾气长。 ——当今长于涨的“合理性”

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